Now, mainly I'm a bit of a health food junkie. I eat a lot of fruits and veggies each day and take about 8 supplements a day. On top of that I work out 4 times a week and am a fairly skinny guy at around 155 lbs.
However I'm not one of those vegan "I don't eat meat because my penis hurts" queers. I eat my hamburgers and stakes when ever I have time to get my lazy ass to cook one. Which is another reason I'm a health nut, it's faster then faster food for the most part.
Good food is not the topic of today's post though, it's all about the greasiest unhealthily food of all: Fast Food.
I don't know what everyone else likes but I like McDonalds. God, their burgers are tiny but they are pretty good. Whether it's the McNuggets or the Selects I like them both because you really can't fuck up chicken and McDonalds does it our way. (lol) The McNuggets are the original kill-you-quick foods out there. They are greasy, and tasty. And the sauces that they give you to dunk them in taste like sugar. The Selects are like the McNuggets but with less grease and they don't give you the shits after you eat them. Which in fast food terms is not just a plus but a rarity.
What I also love is Quiznos, yeah it's a bit on the health food side but they have really good subs. Can't go wrong with the classic Italian. The salad dressing they put on it turn it from good to great. Unfortunately since it's mostly veggies, you get hungry but that only means more room for more Quiznos!
Finally, I also love B-Bops. I don't know if everyone else has them in the rest of the country and probably not outside of the country, but it's a little healthier and tastier then McDonalds and Burger King. They might actually use new grease to cook their shit for one. Their burgers seem to be made of real meat too. But what really makes them so good is the taste. Something they put in the grease makes the food burger meat sweet. And you just can't go wrong with sweet. Their fries are decent, kinda sucky like Burger King fries because they are hard, but not as hard which is a serious plus. There is a lot of salt which a love because it's done in just the right amount that makes it not feel like you're licking a salt lick. However they are no McDonalds which is the king of fries. You can pretty much forget about all other food and just replaces it with McDondals fries. Sure you might shorten your life span with it's greasy goodness by 20 years, but you really weren't going to do anything for those 20 years anyways were you tubbs?
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