Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Egg on your face



So my mum just saw what it means to be superstitious and was frightened by it. A relative rubbed an egg on her daughter's face to "rid her of demons". Yeah sounds stupid, it is stupid, and of course it's nothing but bullshit. But mi mums, had a hard time saying that to herself and believing it. She's always believed in demons and afterlives. I thought it was pretty said that I have to tell my mom that eggs have no "special powers" to conjure other worldly creatures. At the same time I probably should have told her and my relative that, screaming "Accio computer" with a twig won't make it fly towards your hand. Especially not when muggles aren't permitted to do so!

Lol anyways, I just tire of all the superstitious bullshit. Demons, angles, heaven, hell, god; you name it. It's all been bullshit. If it fucking work the pope would bother sitting behind bullet proof glass. Pussy should come on out and let his prayer shield deflect the bullets like a real pope would. That's how my pope would do it. And if he died he should come back and say "Fucking pansies, I'm gods rent boy, you fuckers. Piss off if you think a bullet could kill me." Yup that's how my personally pope would do it.

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